Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as "profoundly disturbed," a new study released by Cornell University's psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion